Sound Bites

If all of your political ideologies are based on media sound bites, please refrain from speaking about an issue until you have done actual research and thought for yourself. 

Think Freedom

To think for one's self is the ultimate freedom.

Run From a Knife

I'm just sayin' that it's a lot easier to run from a knife that it is from bullets fired at 5 rounds per second. 

Not Her Fault

I don't care if a woman is walking down the street stark naked with the word SLUT written all over her body. If she is sexually assaulted it is NOT HER FAULT!!!

Holiday Success

Wouldn't it be great

if we based the success of

our holidays on the gift we

gave rather than the ones

we received?

Priorities

You want everyone in America to have access to military style weapons but you won't allow my gay uncle to get a marriage license. I think your sense of priorities needs some serious adjustment.

Merry Christmas 2012

Merry Christmas

Here's hoping Santa shares ALL his ho's with you

How People Think

I really don't understand how a lot of people think. I'm not talking about their thought processes, but the actual thinking part. I just don't see how they manage it. 

Safe to Pee

I know I was born with a penis. I really am sorry about that. That is not what I would have chosen for myself. If I could fix it, I would. I’m not in here to harass or molest you. I’m just like you. All I want is a safe place to pee.

Rent-A-Cop

This man was shot by a single gunman while surrounded by highly trained secret service agents. And you think a rent-a-cop of going to protect a school full of children?

Google Waco

If you think owning guns is going to protect you from the government, try Googling Waco.

Lunatic Fringe

It's a bit disconcerting when the lunatic fringe becomes mainstream