Burn in Hell

If going to heaven means spending eternity in the same reality as The Westboro Baptist Church. I would rather burn in hell.

Freedom of Speech

Freedom of speech means you have the right to say anything you want. It does not mean you get to avoid the consequences of that speech. 

Pitfalls of Consumerism

As long as we are a society of 'consumers' we will continue to consume any and all resources, natural or otherwise. At some point we are going to have to come to the realization that unbridled consumerism is highly destructive.

England's History

England's history has shown us that in order to reduce the rate of violent crime you have to change the culture, not the laws. But in order to reduce the murder rate all you have to do is get rid of the guns. 

She's Freakin' Awesome!

If you don't share this picture, nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever. But you're going to do it anyway. Why? Well, look at her! She's freakin' AWESOME!

Dude, seriously.

Dude, seriously. I give the fuck up. I can’t help you if you insist on being an idiot!

Problems Solved

Most of our country’s problems can be solved if for every dollar we spend on the military and military actions we spend a matching dollar on public education. 

Too Sexy for My Pic

I'm Skeksis and I know it!

KEEP CALM

Keep Calm & beg for a million likes so you can get a puppy. 

Liberal vs Conservative Politics

Liberal politicians consistently negotiate their proposals in an attempt to reach bi-partisan agreements, thus showing that they truly care about improving the social and economical health of America. Conservative politicians consistently block any and all liberal proposals simply because they were made by liberals, thus showing themselves to be immature asshats.

Traffic Lanes

Those that choose to drive

under the speed limit should 

be in the right lane.

Those that choose to drive

the speed limit or slightly over

should be in the left lane.

Those that choose to drive as if

Honey Boo Boo’s mom just

asked them to babysit should be

parked on the side of the road

with a cop behind them.

The Most Exciting Adventures

The most exciting

adventures are the

ones you never 

saw coming

You Have Been Lied To

God was never driven out of schools.

Gay marriage will have no effect on yours.

Atheism is not another form of faith.

Creationism is not a theory, it is a hypothesis.

The United States was not founded on Christianity.

You do not need God to be a moral person.

Wiccans are not Satanists.

Homosexuality does not lead to pedophilia.

Women are not created to be subservient to men.

You have been lied to by the very people 

you trust for your spiritual guidance. 

Might I suggest you seek enlightenment 

from someone who actually knows 

what they are talking about?

Science and God

If God really does exist then science is his way of telling you that he didn't write the Bible.

Stupid Animals

You spend massive amounts of money on wars that kill untold numbers of innocent people while your children suffer from starvation and lack of health care and you think I’m a stupid animal? 

Gun Sales

Have you ever noticed that every time there is a mass shooting, the gun industry starts saturating the media with lies about how the government is trying to take away our guns? Have you ever noticed that each time they do, gun and ammo sales skyrocket? I personally think it is sick that they use murdered children as an excuse to increase their profits.

Who We Are

We are laughed at

We are ridiculed

We are hated

We are bullied

We are distrusted

We are reviled

We are discriminated against

We are forced into hiding

We are threatened

We are beaten

We are murdered

And you think

we choose

to be who we are?!?!

Can I Have a Hug?

There you are! I have been looking all over the interwebs for you because I really miss you. Can I have a hug?

Truck Nuts

Any time I see truck nuts I have this incredible urge to castrate 'em.

Someday

Today is that 'someday' that you have been waiting for. 

Cooking and Cleaning

You asked if I could cook and clean. I said yes, because I can. You never asked me if I would actually do it. 

Real Vitamins

Real vitamins don't come in pill form.

Internet Privacy

Why anyone would post anything anywhere on the internet and expect it to be private is beyond me.

Doctor? Yes please.

Anyone have any psychic paper? 'Cause this world is in serious need of a Doctor about now. 

How to deal with Monday

fuck it!!

Centirst

30 years ago I was considered a Centrist. Today I am considered a Socialist. The funny thing is that my personal politics haven't changed. 

Corporate Owners

As a progressive liberal woman, I am very happy that I don't have corporate owners telling me how to spend my money, donate my money, earn my money, what to say, what to think and how to vote. 

People Kill People

Guns don't kill people, people kill people. You keep using that phrase. I do not think it means what you think it means. 

Books and Film

I am a huge fan of film. But never has a movie or TV show inspired my imagination and creativity as wonderfully as a book. 

Universal Health Care

Why am I in favor of universal health care? Because, unlike some, I actually care about ALL Americans. 

You Only Die Once

You only die one. So make sure you live the hell out of every day until you do.