Thursday, February 28, 2013

Reality


Every decision you make an every action you take creates and entire new universe. Reality is merely the sum of those universes.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Go and Sell....


What part of "go and sell all your possessions and give the money to the poor" means cutting funds 
for welfare programs?


Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Monday, February 25, 2013

Freedom of Religion


It's freedom of religion, folks, not freedom of Christianity. You have had over 200 years to figure 
this out. It's time to get over it and move on. 


Sunday, February 24, 2013

Paying Attention


If you think the Democrats are the problem, or even that the Republicans are the problem in this 
country, you haven't been paying attention.


Saturday, February 23, 2013

I Don't Believe in Science


I don't believe in science. Science is not something you can or cannot believe in. It is not 
something you can have faith in. Blind faith requires a religious devotion to ignorance.


Friday, February 22, 2013

Listen


If you want a woman to notice you, listen. Don't just hear...listen!

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Politics and IQ


Maybe you shouldn't talk politics if your IQ is smaller than your cock length.

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Moral Standards


I've read the Bible three times from cover to cover. If the God of that book really does exist, I 
have no desire to be part of his chosen people. I can't lower my moral standards to that level.


Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Shame on you


Shame on you GOP. People's lives are far more important than your corporate handlers profit margins.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Sunday, February 17, 2013

New Beginnings


Every day is a new beginning. Take advantage of it and make your world a better place.

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Scared Shitless


It's not criminals with guns that I'm afraid of. It's not mental patients with guns that I'm afraid 
of. What I'm afraid of is the average Joe that finally decides he has had enough and has access to
guns. That guy scares me shitless


Friday, February 15, 2013

No Means...


Just so we are clear, "no" the first time means "no." "No" the second time means, "get your 
testosterone laden ass out of my personal space before I rip your junk off!"


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Live or Memorex?


I would never do or say anything online that I wouldn't do or say in real life. I am me. You get what you get whether I'm live or Memorex.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Politics and Friendship


Politics will never get in the way of our friendship. But please understand, if you vote conservative, I will lose a certain amount of respect for you. 

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Roadblock


There seems to be a roadblock in my thought processes this morning.

Monday, February 11, 2013

Proof of God


You know what's cool about being an Atheist? If someone ever shows me actual proof that I am wrong, I will happily admit it and believe that there is a God. 

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Fragile Friendship


Friendship should never be so fragile that a disagreement will destroy it. 

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Those Less Fortunate


When was the last time you helped someone less fortunate than you without expecting or even desiring a single thing in return?

Friday, February 8, 2013

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Waiting For Gay Rights


As far as gay rights are concerned, I'm not really worried because we have already won. All we have to do is wait for all of the old farts to die off. 

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

What Might Go Wrong


If I spend my time worrying about what might go wrong, I will never know about the things that might go right.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Monday, February 4, 2013

Hear Me Roar


I don't identify as a transsexual. Transsexual is a scientific designation. I identify as a woman and I expect to be treated as such.

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Unicorn Diet


If my diet consisted entirely of Unicorns, would that make me a Unitarian?

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Proper Respect


If someone presents as a woman assume she is a woman and treat her with proper respect. If someone presents as a man assume he is a man and treat him with proper respect. If you honestly can't tell which they are presenting as, assume they are a human being and treat them with proper respect.


Friday, February 1, 2013

God's Army


Am I the only one that gets nervous when people who profess a religion based on peace and love call themselves Soldiers in God's Army or Warriors for Christ?