She's a witch!

I am a witch, and yes, I do chop up babies and I eat them. My favorites are baby carrots, baby corn, baby spinach and baby bella mushrooms. Those mushrooms are especially tender. 

This Close

I have reached the point where I am thiiiiiiiiis close to completely giving up on the entire human race. How any species can be this stupid is completely beyond me. 

All I Ever Needed to Know

Everything I ever needed to know in life I learned from Steven Spielberg, Jim Henson and George Lucas.

How a conspiracy theorist thinks

How a conspiracy theorist thinks: It looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck…OMG!! Obama is using robotic ducks to hunt us down and kill us in parks if we vote against gun control!!!  

Persecuted

I hear more and more about prominent Christians that insist that Christianity as a whole is being persecuted. They keep using that word. I do not think it means what they think it means. 

Fear and Freedom

As long as you live in fear, you will never be truly free. Turn off your television, turn off your talk radio and start thinking for yourself for a change.